Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber in Die Hard I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way… so he won’t be joining us for the rest of his life. We can go any way you want it. You can walk out of here or be carried out. But have no illusions. We are in charge. So, decide now, each of you. And please remember: we have left nothing to chance.
Me: bby your cigarette is so cold
GF: that me taphor
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
Congratulations to Rory for winning the Olivier’s Best Actor!!
I would like to remain not dead for the foreseeable future.
by Jack Crawford and Alana Bloom
- There is no reason a man who is not physically able to eat animal protein can’t be a well-known cannibal.
- Similarly, just because he walks with a cane does not mean he can’t regularly carry other people’s bodies around while carving them up to put in Lucite slabs.
- If that same guy was in the hospital recovering from being disemboweled during at least two of the murders he’s accused of, that was doubtless all part of his trickery
- There is no way to prove the presence of chloroform in someone’s body. What is this, Star Trek?
- Above all, the word of a deeply traumatized, unstable person is never to be taken with a grain of salt (unless that person is Will Graham, obviously).
(Images not mine)
w h y d i d h a n n i b a l n o t j u s t k i l l y o u ?
because he wants to be my f r i e n d