Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber in Die Hard [1988]

I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way… so he won’t be joining us for the rest of his life. We can go any way you want it. You can walk out of here or be carried out. But have no illusions. We are in charge. So, decide now, each of you. And please remember: we have left nothing to chance.

Me nd my John Green GF


Me: bby your cigarette is so cold

GF: that me taphor


*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it




Congratulations to Rory for winning the Olivier’s Best Actor!!

04-14 / 8:32 / 77 notes / hobviie1


did this really fucking happen

I would like to remain not dead for the foreseeable future.

where shall we begin?

“Only be with someone who you think you can learn from. They should be smarter than you in certain ways so that you can continue to grow and be interested. Above all, you should undoubtedly be proud that you are with them.” — something my 10th grade history teacher told me about how he knew he wanted to marry his wife (via youlooklikesomethingblooming)

How too solv kriem like a FBI man


by Jack Crawford and Alana Bloom

  • There is no reason a man who is not physically able to eat animal protein can’t be a well-known cannibal.
  • Similarly, just because he walks with a cane does not mean he can’t regularly carry other people’s bodies around while carving them up to put in Lucite slabs.
  • If that same guy was in the hospital recovering from being disemboweled during at least two of the murders he’s accused of, that was doubtless all part of his trickery
  • There is no way to prove the presence of chloroform in someone’s body. What is this, Star Trek?
  • Above all, the word of a deeply traumatized, unstable person is never to be taken with a grain of salt (unless that person is Will Graham, obviously).
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(Images not mine)



w h y   d i d   h a n n i b a l   n o t   j u s t   k i l l  y o u ?

                       because he wants to be my  f r i e n d